Canadian Tuxedo…Check. Manstache…check. Really Bad Mullet wig w/ ponytail…check. O.K., lets go to the Nintendo festival and rip some German Gamer Kids a new one!!!The Vokuhila strikes again folks!

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Well, I heard from a friend of mine who is in the NY area about this event that happens once a year in the Bronx called “Bike Kill” that is put together by a local bike gang called the “Black Label Bicycle Club”! now the pics that I saw on the site EVERYDAYILIVE.COM by Tod Seelie are crazy enough by themselves and definitely say more than a thousand words, but there is some awesome video documentaries on the event as well. From what I can tell, It looks like a bunch of kids just get together and cause complete havoc in the streets throwing lettuce and running over mattresses on completely wild ass home made bikes. I’m going to try my damnedest get my ass there next year!!! Just watch the videos and enjoy the madness.

Watch Video #1 | Watch Video #2 | Watch Video #3

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Wikipedia defines “Bimbo” as “to describe an often attractive, yet stupid, pliable woman” which I guess can be used to describe sandwich bread just the same! Now even though this pic is straight from the Vokuhila outta Germany, It appears to be a spanish made bread. With that in consideration, Wikipedia also states that Bimbo is an old comedy archetype for “DUMB BLOND”! Could this be a big inside joke by the Spanish about the Germans because most Germans are known for their Blond Hair and Blue eyes? If thats the case, this Spanish get huge Jiffy points for that one! WOW. I know I may be digging a bit on this one but hey, when you name a sandwich bread BIMBO, your gonna get questions!!!

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Straight outta Orange Park from Dennis “Thats My Bike Fool” Eusebio, is one poopy picture. Now I saw the pic and thought, well thats kinda funny, but when I checked our their website www.drscoops.com it got much better. The whole site is covered with “Poo” and “Doo” analogies and funnies. I guess when you roll around with signage like that on your car, you don’t have to worry about people trying to steal your car or hitchhikers!Also, if you look, the way the image was taken the Rooms To Go logo looks like it says POO too. Dr Scoops says, “It’s a tough job, but someone has to DOO it”!!! Sorry Dr scoops, its not worth the $10 minimum

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Well, I know Oktoberfest has come and gone, but I just got this photo from Melanie from their trip and WOW! I wish I could grow facial hair like that, I would spend my days drinking in Germany too. It’s like upside down Ram Horns! I think we can officially call this the second best set of facial hair ever to be on Jiffy Feet next to the Vokulhila’s previous submission.

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Yes…I know what your thinking, but no. These are two completely different wig shops and not one joined together. I guest this is just another situation for keeping your friends close and your enemies/competition closer. I love how the store on the right one-upped them by going international and doubling the signage. At least the International shop offers a servise with the wigs via weaving and styling. The shop on the left just has ” N-Things” which could mean anything I guess. Maybe I could get some more back hair with my new wig…or a Magnum P.I. mustache. I would also like to add that these two shops were the only ones with bars on the windows…? Someone should tell them not to “WIG” out, hahaha.

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Does anyone know who this guy is? He is everywhere in jax. We saw him at The Players Championship wearing an all pink Payne Stewart outfit…knickers,socks, and all and we offered him a beer and just kept drinking and hanging out with him which eventually led to placing bets
with old men on 17 to see who would hit it in the water, but never got his name. Then i saw him at the 311/Matisyahu concert dressed up like Matisyahu? I say we call him Mr. Jax because he is everywhere and is fully involved and causing a ruckus. He is very easy to recognize because he is kinda short and his beard makes him look like he was in 300. If anyone knows him, let us know!!!

Looks like this car has been hit with the “Skittles Touch“!!! And if this car wasn’t G’d Up already, they added Lambo Doors. Although you see this on a normal basis in Florida, looks like South Carolina can taste the Flavor. The Rainbow on the inside door panel is a nice touch too…Ryd’n Fruity!!!!

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Homie, I don’t like it if the rust don’t BLING, with my tarp town…screaming out…money ain’t my thing!!! The Crobar comes through with another Jiffy moment in automobile history. My guess is that they don’t have an in-dash button to push to get the top down either. I’m pretty sure that bed is one good rainy day away from falling off from the looks of all that rust. I would love to see them transform this thing, cause im sure they have a just as cool way to snap it down in the other direction! Im pretty much at a lost for words on this so just look, laugh and enjoy.

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Well Folks…Just when you thought you’ve seen it all. Big Massive Props to Eskee for bringing home this Jiffy Feet Top 5 of all time. And just in case you’re wondering how to get in the top 5? Just send in a pic of ZZ TOP wearing a sequin tu-tu and a MAN CAMEL!!! I knew when I was watching the 500 this weekend that my boy Rock was gonna get something special. I mean, what the hell does this crazy ass outfit have to do with nascar? All I can think about is that line from Chappelles Show where Tyrone Biggums says “I don’t know if you know this bout me Joe Rogan, but I smoke Rocks”! Ok, so lets break down this pic so we can completely understand the madness!!!!

Box A: HOLY MAN-CAMEL!!! It actually is so big it looks like butt cheeks. The only thing worse than a man-camel is a man-camel in pink, black and gray vertical stripped spandex under a pink tu-tu. Double Woof…WTF.

Box B: The Deadliest Combo Ever. Orange spray painted beard, two-tone neon terminator glasses, Tribal Face Paint, Straw hat with American Flag / checkered Flag flare! Jerry Garcia Lives!!!

Box C: Those Clown Gowns ain’t coverin up those Velcro “Velkies” shoes buddy! We see them shits. Nice Beetle Juice socks too!.

Box D: UTAH…Gimme Two, says Willow!!! Is he about to try to gouge someones eyes out with those stubbs? Peace be with you hobits!

Box E: Two Tone Sequin vest with one button holding it all together amongst a bed of Mardi-Gras flare and a passport to the place where magical outfits like this happen.

Box F: Hand held disposable camera? What could this guy possibly see a the Talladega Speedway that could possibly be more crazy than he is? Well I guess if he does, it would be awesome to have a pic of that guy!!!!

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